Total Medals Earned: 598 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,595 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Make five "friends" at once.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 19/21 (625/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
Kill every enemy
play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 4/13 (75/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (275/275 points)
Complete game on Easy
Score 13,000
Complete game on Medium
Complete game on Hard
Score 14,000
core 15,000
Complete game on Skitz
Score 16,000
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 11/16 (270/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)